Free The Animal – Never. it’s simply the case that not a single one of your way back ancestors ever partook of the moist, crispy goodness. Why? It’s obvious and elementary, Watson. The printing press had yet to be invented. Thus, no newsprint. Thus, nothing in which to wrap fish & chips. Thus, no such thing as fish &… Read more

Free The Animal – I operate a side business renting out our vacation home in the Sierras of the California Gold Country in Arnold, CA; and also just recently, the luxurious and Top World, 5-Star Resort & Spa, the Grand Solmar at Land’s End in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The brief history is that after acquiring our vacation home… Read more

Free The Animal – …When a 4th Grader Can Easily Show What Pathetic Liars and Despots You Are …I’ll shamelessly keep linking it in perpetuity. Because I was right In November of 2007, a full year ahead of the advent of the New Dispensation of the New Erection….that of the New Savior, of the New ‘Merca (….and, because he’s BLACK (!!!), and that… Read more

Free The Animal – Nope. And for good reason. In a post he titled Why Vegans and Paleos Should Stop Hating Each Other, Matt Frazier says, principally: I’m not suggesting we throw away the labels. Vegan means a lot to me, for ethical reasons and for health-related ones too. I’m sure Paleos feel the same about their tribe. I’m just… Read more

Free The Animal – Yep. Read it and weep, you idjit Paleos; you, so erroneously self-assured as to dismiss the dietary diktats of your superior masters and their grain and drug peddling bedfellow financiers. The abstract of the “study,” courtesy of all-around fuckwit, Eric Trexler. Background: The Paleolithic (Paleo) diet is one modeled after the perceived food consumption of early human… Read more

Free The Animal – ~ Do you know why Paleo is really becoming popular? Morning Wood I snagged that pic from this post: Fellas, How Sturdy Is Your Morning Wood? It has a lot of conventional “wisdom” BS (like don’t skip meals; hey, Paleo intermittent fasters will tell you that’s a load of bollocks—you get even more, more often). Otherwise,… Read more

Free The Animal – It’s probably rare for most reasonably competent people to find themselves defending their actual work and consequent results, which is totally valid—and morally righteous if you suck. Instead, those close to us often find a need to put us on the defensive by asking to account for ancillary things, such as time management over the day’s time,… Read more

Free The Animal – Foodist This one is a pleasure to review. And to read as well. Darya Pino Rose, “PhDork” (neuroscience), is the blogger-proprietor of Summer Tomato, which over a few years now has been the only foodist blog I check out anymore. She does science well, spurns “Conventional Wisdom” (hint: saturated fat and cholesterol), and simply has… Read more

Free The Animal – For your amusement, a post at Jezebel. This really is what the world is coming too. Rachel recently emailed Osorio to tell him that she was enjoying CrossFit and considering purchasing a class card but took offense to the moniker “Titsday.” “do you really have to call a female class “titsday” really???” she wrote. “it’s… Read more

Free The Animal – Here’s the reference: Prepare for the “Resistant Starch” Assimilation; Resistance is Futile. It started off slow, rather as I’d expected, because: STARCH! (Fingers raised across face in the sign of a cross.) But, comments began picking up and even though the post is quite a ways down in the scroll, it’s what’s getting the most play currently. And… Read more